Meet Craig Clasen, your average 32 year old spear-fishing snorkeler. Last June he decided it would be a hoot to get in a battle royale with a 12-foot tiger shark. He spent 2 hours fighting this beast until he finally finished it off by stabbing it in its skull. He’s quoted as saying, “Once I shot it in the gills I felt a moral obligation to finish the job,”…. “In the end we put a knife in its skull.”
A couple things Craig did here: one, secured the “OMG you did WHAT!!” award and also fashioned for himself the greatest line to land a perspective wife….”pardon me, I’m Craig, I stabbed a 12-foot shark in the skull on it’s own home turf and killed the sucker”, BAM, DONE, see you at the wedding. Moral of the story is, if you you’re a single guy and you’re ready to wed but can’t seem to get the ladies to notice you …fight a shark.
I know what your thinking, “Mark does the fact that this guy got in a death match with a shark and won make him more of a man than me?” Well, mister anonymous question asker guy, the answer to your question is YES!!!… Unless of course you performed the same feat blind folded.
(The proceeding was satire and in no way do I want to have any of my readers fight a shark)