Good job Democrats you did it! You got the majority. So now its go time. No more Teleprompters, no more kissing babies its game day! All those dirty republicans are out of the way with their antiquated ideologies of keeping your hard earned money and such. I’m going to sit here and wait for you all to blow my conservative mind. Fill me with hope, transform me with a warm cup of “change” I’ve been hearing so much about. I’m not cynical… I’m ready. And I don’t want to hear A WORD about republicans because we lost and you won. PLEASE, show us how simple it is to transform the world.
I sit here with baited breath to see how Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and our new president will convince Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong-il that this whole “death of the west” thing is silly and to join them for hors d’oeuvres at the white house followed by a tickle fight in the east room (no pun intended…. Wait.. that pun was intended).
I anxiously anticipate how President Obama(I just threw up in my mouth a little typing that) will make socialism look sexy again. So you have 4 year…..READY… SET……ROCK MY WORLD!!!
Oh! and P.S. Obama took over 15 minutes to vote in Hyde park… Most likely he was looking for the yellow “present” button. Well first lesson of the presidency, there is no yellow “present” button in the oval office… Good luck with that one lol