-If you vote for John McCain because he’s white, YOU’RE A RACIST
If you vote for Barack Hussein Obama because he’s black YOU’RE PROGRESSIVE
-Harvesting baby carrots in the prime of their youth simply for human consumption is wrong.
-To say you love the smell and look of autumn is REALLY to say you love the smell and look of decay and death. That’s sick and you need to talk to someone .
-To kick off your campaign for presidency of the United States of America in the home of William Ayers is OK. After all, we ALL know people that have participated in domestic terrorism from time to time. Relax he only bombed the New York City Police Headquarters in 1970, of the Capitol building in 1971, and the Pentagon in 1972. And in 2001 he said he wished they had bombed more. BUT, its not like he bombed an abortion clinic…that would be morally reprehensible.
-“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Here’s a bigger question! What kind of world do we live in when livestock can’t cross a road without their motives being called into question?